Wife: “ Don’t you think our son inherit all my intelligence?” Husband: “Seems like it since I still have mine”

A lawyer was interrogating a witness and passed this sarcastic remark: “You don’t seem to have the intelligence I expect to see for a man of your stature” The witness replied, “ Actually I don’t need any intelligence to answer stupid questions at all”

What do you call a policeman on a tree? Answer: Special branch

Pastor: Son, what was your father’s last word to you before he passed away? Son: In my family, my mother has the last word not my father.

Ah Beng: I get very nervous during driving tests! Doctor: You’ll pass sooner or later. So you shouldn’t worry about it. Ah Beng: But I’m the examiner!

Doctor: You’ll live to be ninety. You’re in good health. Patient: But, doctor, I am already 90 years old. Doctor: So I am right after all.

Doctor: What is troubling you? Patient: I keep getting this feeling that nobody can understand what I say. Doctor: I don’t quite understand what you mean.

Touching Video about a girl with Leukemia with 60days to live

Boy with cancer

Commercials are getting better all the time and this may be one of the most intense ones I’ve seen yet. Get your handkerchief out for this one – the story is short but very powerful and is bound touch your heart. This is a story about a woman who asked to have her baby delivered [...]