A self righteous man consults his doctor

Thursday, 9 April 2009

A self righteous man went for see his doctor because he felt terrible.

Doctor: Let me review your history first. How much alcohol do you drink a week?

Man: Is a sin to drink alcohol. I never touch a single drop

Doctor: Do you smoke?

Man: I hate smokers and I don’t smoke.

Doctor: Are you married?

Man: Nope, I want to keep myself pure in case I get AIDS

Doctor: What time do you sleep at night?

Man: 10pm on sharp every night.

Doctor: You must be having bad headache everyday.

Man: Yes, but how do you know?

Doctor: Well, the bright halo over your head is definitely too tight for you.

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