Cured of Gambling Addiction

The commanding officer of an army camp sent a soldier to see the medical officer hoping that he can be cured of his gambling addiction.

Medical Officer: I heard you are a good gambler. What kind of things do you bet on? Soldier: I bet on anything. If you want I can bet $100 that you have a scar next to your navel. Medical Officer: Ok,give me the $100 ( the medical officer proceeded to unbutton his shirt to prove that he has no scar next to his navel and pocketed the $100) The medical officer then called his commanding officer to assure him that the soldier will never bet again since he has been taught a lesson. Medical Officer: He will never bet again after losing this bet to me. Commanding Officer: Don’t be too sure. He just wagered me $1000 to $100 that he could get you to remove your shirt within 5 minutes after you met him.

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