Prisoner trying to get out of hospital

Thursday, 9 April 2009

Prisoner: You have already performed several surgeries on me. My tonsils, my spleen, half my liver and one of my kidneys have been removed. How long more do I have to wait before you get me out of this hospital?

Doctor: Pretty soon. I have already started the process of getting you out of the hospital. (Bit by bit, literally!)

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