Ah Beng called a telephone operator. Ah Beng: “Could you tell me the time difference between Singapore and London?” Operator: “Just a minute…” Ah Beng : “Thank you” and puts down the phone.

Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc. Then he comes to column on “Salary Expected”, but he is not sure of the question. After much thought, he writes ” Yes “

Ah Beng went to a shop to buy a colour TV. Ah Beng : “Do you have color TV ?” Salesgirl : “Yes !” Ah Beng : “Give me a green one, please “

During one of the 5 Star naval exercise there was an argument when 3 Admirals started talking about the bravery of their own soldiers. To prove his point the Australia Admiral ordered one of his Colonel to jump into the shark infested sea near Saipan island to swim 3 times round the warship. The Colonel [...]

Ah Beng was packing his golf bag to get ready for his game the next day and his son asked him why he only brings one glove. Ah Beng replied, ‘ The weather forecast announced that on the one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot, so I [...]

Why did our Prime Minister jogs in the evening and not in the morning? Ah Beng replied: “ He is PM, not AM”

Ah Beng was in a restaurant and his hand phone rang. He picked it up and said, ‘Hello, how did you know I was here?’

Ah Beng told his maid to go and water his plants. Maid: ‘Sir, it’s raining.’ Ah Beng : ‘Then take an umbrella and go.’

Ah Beng returned to his car and saw a note with the header “Parking Fine” on his windscreen. He smiled and remarked to his friend, “They compliment me for my parking”

Ah Beng’s house was burglared and he went to file a police report. Ah Beng: “Yes, all the things in my house are stolen except my LCD TV” Police: “Why didn’t the thief steal the TV as well?” Ah Beng: “ I was watching the news when it happened.”