The photo of a woman who passed away on 10 Jun 2009 caught my attention while I was reading the obituary section this morning. There were multiple obituaries of the same person. As I read further I realized that the person who has passed away is a 47 year old doctor. I suddenly realized that [...]

A doctor told me that a professor gave his class a pop quiz when he was in his final year of medical school.  This doctor was conscientious and had breezed through all the questions until the last one. The question asked for the name of the woman who cleans the lecture hall. Surely that was some [...]

Prisoner: You have already performed several surgeries on me. My tonsils, my spleen, half my liver and one of my kidneys have been removed. How long more do I have to wait before you get me out of this hospital? Doctor: Pretty soon. I have already started the process of getting you out of the [...]

A man went to see his doctor because he thinks he is invisible. Nurse: Good morning sir, what is wrong with you? Patient: I am invisible. Nurse: Doctor, there is crazy guy who claims that he is invisible in our waiting area. Doctor: Well, tell him I can’t see him because he is invisible. Call [...]

A self righteous man went for see his doctor because he felt terrible. Doctor: Let me review your history first. How much alcohol do you drink a week? Man: Is a sin to drink alcohol. I never touch a single drop Doctor: Do you smoke? Man: I hate smokers and I don’t smoke. Doctor: Are [...]

“A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.” Irish Proverb

The difference between a neurotic and a psychotic is that, while a psychotic thinks that 2 + 2 = 5, a neurotic knows the answer is 4, but it worries him.

Hilarious Health Video Clip about a Doctor performing a Colonoscopy on a patient

Ah Beng: Doctor, I couldn’t sleep well at night. I keep having bad dreams every night. Doctor: Take this tablet and you will be ok. Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow? Doctor: Sure. but why? Ah Beng: Is the final match tonight and I don’t want to miss it.

Patient:  Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and smoking, will I live longer? Doctor:  Not really. It will just seem longer.