A self righteous man went for see his doctor because he felt terrible. Doctor: Let me review your history first. How much alcohol do you drink a week? Man: Is a sin to drink alcohol. I never touch a single drop Doctor: Do you smoke? Man: I hate smokers and I don’t smoke. Doctor: Are [...]

A neurologist took 5 min to study the MRI film in front of his patient who is suffering from constant headache. Patient: Doc, what do you see on my MRI? Neurologist: There is nothing right on your left brain and there is nothing left in your right brain. Patient: ? what does that mean?