Wife: “ Don’t you think our son inherit all my intelligence?” Husband: “Seems like it since I still have mine”

A lawyer was interrogating a witness and passed this sarcastic remark: “You don’t seem to have the intelligence I expect to see for a man of your stature” The witness replied, “ Actually I don’t need any intelligence to answer stupid questions at all”

Wife: Honey , don’t you think our son got all his brain from me? Husband: I’m sure you are right because I still have mine with me.