14 Nov 09 Funny group of people
Tags: Funny Video, joke, video joke
27 Jun 09 What ballet do pigs like best? Answer: …
What ballet do pigs like best? Answer: Swine Lake
Tags: joke
31 May 09 Spelling Checker
I have a spelling checker.
It came with my PC.
It plainly marks four my revue,
Mistake I cannot sea.
I’ve run this poem threw it,
I’m sure your please to no.
Its letter perfect in it’s weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.
Tags: Dependence on technology, joke, Spelling Checker
20 May 09 Joke-Thankful
”Be thankful?. What have i to be thankful for when I cannot pay any of my bills!”
”Then be thankful you aren’t one of the creditors you owed money to.”
Tags: Creditors, joke, Thankful
20 May 09 Who discovered America?
Teacher: Jane, go to the map and find North America ..
Jane: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
Class: Jane
Tags: America, joke, Map, Teacher
20 May 09 Joke-Multiplication Table
Teacher: David, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
David: You told me to do it without using tables.
Tags: joke, Multiplication Table
27 Apr 09 Learning Hokkien is easy
There was a story about a grandfather who was taking a walk below a HDB flat with his grand son and someone threw a can from the flat and hit his head. The grand father felt giddy and told his grandson to go upstairs and tell the person that the can hit his head and he was giddy.
His grandson said he does not know how to speak Hokkien.
So the grandfather told him to say thus:
“ Gong Gong (grandfather) gong (says), gong (a can) gong (hit) gong gong (Grandfather)! Gong gong (grandfather) gong gong (giddy).
Tags: can, flat, giddy, grandfather, grandson, Hokkien, joke, killer litter
24 Apr 09 Last Word
Pastor: Son, what was your fathers last word to you before he passed away?
Son: In my family, my mother has the last word not my father.
Tags: father, joke, Last word, Mother, pastor
23 Apr 09 Ah Beng answers a phone call
Ah Beng was in a restaurant and his hand phone rang. He picked it up and
said, Hello, how did you know I was here?
Tags: Ah Beng, Blogs, insight, joke, Life, Phone Call, tituslow, views
11 Apr 09 Only an idiot will take up your legal case
A lawyer was very happy when a client walked in to see him.
Lawyer: Have you been to see other lawyers? 
Client: Yes I have?
Lawyer: And they were not good enough for you. Well, I will accept your case without wasting any more of your time.
Client: Actually …
Lawyer: Anyway, did you come to see me because you heard that I am very good?
Client: Actually, I have gone around the entire town and every lawyer I met told me that only an idiot will take up my case.
Lawyer: 
tags: lawyer, joke, idiot
