What ballet do pigs like best? Answer: Swine Lake

I have a spelling checker. It came with my PC. It plainly marks four my revue, Mistake I cannot sea. I’ve run this poem threw it, I’m sure your please to no. Its letter perfect in it’s weigh, My checker tolled me sew.

”Be thankful?. What have i to be thankful for when I cannot pay any of my bills!” ”Then be thankful you aren’t one of the creditors you owed money to.”

Teacher: Jane, go to the map and find North America .. Jane: Here it is. Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? Class: Jane

Teacher: David, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? David: You told me to do it without using tables.

There was a story about a grandfather who was taking a walk below a HDB flat with his grand son and someone threw a can from the flat and hit his head. The grand father felt giddy and told his grandson to go upstairs and tell the person that the can hit his head and [...]

Pastor: Son, what was your father’s last word to you before he passed away? Son: In my family, my mother has the last word not my father.

Ah Beng was in a restaurant and his hand phone rang. He picked it up and said, ‘Hello, how did you know I was here?’

A lawyer was very happy when a client walked in to see him. Lawyer: Have you been to see other lawyers? Client: Yes I have? Lawyer: And they were not good enough for you. Well, I will accept your case without wasting any more of your time. Client: Actually … Lawyer: Anyway, did you come [...]