An old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. [...]

What do you call a policeman on a tree? Answer: Special branch

Ah Beng was packing his golf bag to get ready for his game the next day and his son asked him why he only brings one glove. Ah Beng replied, ‘ The weather forecast announced that on the one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot, so I [...]

Why did our Prime Minister jogs in the evening and not in the morning? Ah Beng replied: “ He is PM, not AM”

Ah Beng told his maid to go and water his plants. Maid: ‘Sir, it’s raining.’ Ah Beng : ‘Then take an umbrella and go.’

Ah Beng returned to his car and saw a note with the header “Parking Fine” on his windscreen. He smiled and remarked to his friend, “They compliment me for my parking”

The old Woodbridge Hospital in Singapore was very big and each of the ward has a large compound where patients can do gardening and farming to occupy their time. One day a senior consultant gave every patients some papaya seeds and asked them to go and plant them in the compound. Some of the patients [...]