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	<description>In hope of eternal life, which God, that cannot lie, promised before the world began (Titus 1:2)</description>
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		<title>A good marriage is about sharing</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 07:14:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Policeman on a tree</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 03:29:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you call a policeman on a tree? Answer: Special branch Share and Enjoy:]]></description>
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		<title>You only need one glove</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:45:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah Beng was packing his golf bag to get ready for his game the next day and his son asked him why he only brings one glove. Ah Beng replied,  The weather forecast announced that on the one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot, so I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AM and PM</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why did our Prime Minister jogs in the evening and not in the morning? Ah Beng replied:  He is PM, not AM Share and Enjoy:]]></description>
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		<title>Ah Beng ordered his maid to water his plants</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:34:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Ah Beng receives a parking ticket</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah Beng returned to his car and saw a note with the header Parking Fine on his windscreen. He smiled and remarked to his friend, They compliment me for my parking Share and Enjoy:]]></description>
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		<title>One Smart Psychiatric Patient</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 05:11:12 +0000</pubDate>
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