A lawyer was interrogating a witness and passed this sarcastic remark: “You don’t seem to have the intelligence I expect to see for a man of your stature” The witness replied, “ Actually I don’t need any intelligence to answer stupid questions at all”

A lawyer was very happy when a client walked in to see him. Lawyer: Have you been to see other lawyers? Client: Yes I have? Lawyer: And they were not good enough for you. Well, I will accept your case without wasting any more of your time. Client: Actually … Lawyer: Anyway, did you come [...]