An old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. [...]

Marriage is a partnership. My wife is the active partner. I am the silent partner.

Phases of marriage life. 1st Year:  The man speaks and the woman listens. 2nd Year: The woman speaks and the man listens. 3rd Year: They both speak and the neighbors listen. 4th Year: Both woman and man speak and their children listen 15th Year: Parents speak but teenage don’t listen 40th Year:  Both man and woman are too [...]

Marriage Tip  If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.