Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription? Doctor: No need for that. You will find that in your bill.

Prisoner: You have already performed several surgeries on me. My tonsils, my spleen, half my liver and one of my kidneys have been removed. How long more do I have to wait before you get me out of this hospital? Doctor: Pretty soon. I have already started the process of getting you out of the [...]

A man went to see his doctor because he thinks he is invisible. Nurse: Good morning sir, what is wrong with you? Patient: I am invisible. Nurse: Doctor, there is crazy guy who claims that he is invisible in our waiting area. Doctor: Well, tell him I can’t see him because he is invisible. Call [...]

A self righteous man went for see his doctor because he felt terrible. Doctor: Let me review your history first. How much alcohol do you drink a week? Man: Is a sin to drink alcohol. I never touch a single drop Doctor: Do you smoke? Man: I hate smokers and I don’t smoke. Doctor: Are [...]

Question. Bay of Bengal is in which state? Answer : Liquid

“A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.” Irish Proverb

A man walks into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shopkeeper points to two identical looking parrots in a cage and says: “This first parrot costs $100 and the other one costs $5000″. Customer: “Why does the second parrot cost so much more? What can it do?” Shopkeeper: ” To be honest that [...]

A toddler got lost in a supermarket and shouted frantically for his mother ,’Abigali, Abigail!’ When he finally found his mother, she chided him,’I am your mother, you shouldn’t call me Abigail!” The toddler replied,”but the supermarket is full of mothers ”

Question: How can a man go without sleep for 8 days? Answer: Why not? He just need to sleep at night.

Question: Why did the nurse go to art school? Answer: She went there to learn how to draw blood.