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		<title>You will find that in your bill</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 06:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription? Doctor: No need for that. You will find that in your bill. Share and Enjoy:]]></description>
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		<title>Prisoner trying to get out of hospital</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 09:48:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Prisoner: You have already performed several surgeries on me. My tonsils, my spleen, half my liver and one of my kidneys have been removed. How long more do I have to wait before you get me out of this hospital? Doctor: Pretty soon. I have already started the process of getting you out of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Invisible Patient</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 09:46:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man went to see his doctor because he thinks he is invisible. Nurse: Good morning sir, what is wrong with you? Patient: I am invisible. Nurse: Doctor, there is crazy guy who claims that he is invisible in our waiting area. Doctor: Well, tell him I can&#8217;t see him because he is invisible. Call [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A self righteous man consults his doctor</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:13:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[alcohol]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A self righteous man went for see his doctor because he felt terrible. Doctor: Let me review your history first. How much alcohol do you drink a week? Man: Is a sin to drink alcohol. I never touch a single drop Doctor: Do you smoke? Man: I hate smokers and I dont smoke. Doctor: Are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bay of Bengal</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 11:45:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Question. Bay of Bengal is in which state? Answer : Liquid Share and Enjoy:]]></description>
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		<title>Best Cures</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 10:42:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor&#8217;s book. Irish Proverb Share and Enjoy:]]></description>
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		<title>Price of parrots</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 07:58:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[boss]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man walks into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shopkeeper points to two identical looking parrots in a cage and says: &#8220;This first parrot costs $100 and the other one costs $5000&#8243;. Customer: &#8220;Why does the second parrot cost so much more? What can it do?&#8221; Shopkeeper: &#8221; To be honest that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Call me mother!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 06:54:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A toddler got lost in a supermarket and shouted frantically for his mother ,&#8217;Abigali, Abigail!&#8217; When he finally found his mother, she chided him,&#8217;I am your mother, you shouldn&#8217;t call me Abigail!&#8221; The toddler replied,&#8221;but the supermarket is full of mothers &#8221; Share and Enjoy:]]></description>
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		<title>Sleep</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:47:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Question: How can a man go without sleep for 8 days? Answer: Why not? He just need to sleep at night. Share and Enjoy:]]></description>
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		<title>Teasers:Nurse goes to art school</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 11:52:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Question: Why did the nurse go to art school? Answer: She went there to learn how to draw blood. Share and Enjoy:]]></description>
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