A neurologist took 5 min to study the MRI film in front of his patient who is suffering from constant headache. Patient: Doc, what do you see on my MRI? Neurologist: There is nothing right on your left brain and there is nothing left in your right brain. Patient: ? what does that mean?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Someone dropped $10 at the bus stop. Teacher: So you are a good boy. You stayed behind to help the person to find the $10 right? Student: Nope. I stepped on the $10 till everyone left. That is why I am late

Son: Daddy, what is a weapon? Dad: Son, a weapon is something you use to fight with. Son: Is mum your weapon?

The island of Saipan has beautiful beaches but I heard the sea is full of sharks. I heard this joke when I visited the island many years ago. Children : Mum, why can’t we swim in the sea? Mother: Is too dangerous. The sea is full of sharks. Children: Why didn’t you stop Dad from swimming in [...]

Mother told her child not to cry in the classroom. When the child returned form the kindergarten, her mother asked her if she cried on her first day in class. Mum:  Darling did you cry in class today? Child: Nope Mum:  The teacher must have rewarded you with a lollipop for not crying in class. [...]