Pastor: Son, what was your father’s last word to you before he passed away? Son: In my family, my mother has the last word not my father.

A toddler got lost in a supermarket and shouted frantically for his mother ,’Abigali, Abigail!’ When he finally found his mother, she chided him,’I am your mother, you shouldn’t call me Abigail!” The toddler replied,”but the supermarket is full of mothers ”

Son: Daddy, what is a weapon? Dad: Son, a weapon is something you use to fight with. Son: Is mum your weapon?

Mother: Son, go and practise playing on your piano and I will give you $10. Son: Ok mum. But our neighbour said he will give me $20 if I stop playing the piano.