I received a call from the Alexandra Hospital at 11.50pm on 20/6/2010. I was told that mother’s condition was turning for very worst and the ICU doctor wanted to ventilate her artificially with a machine. I took this as a cue to arrange for her discharge to fulfill her wish to die at home. [...]

Pastor: Son, what was your father’s last word to you before he passed away? Son: In my family, my mother has the last word not my father.

A toddler got lost in a supermarket and shouted frantically for his mother ,’Abigali, Abigail!’ When he finally found his mother, she chided him,’I am your mother, you shouldn’t call me Abigail!” The toddler replied,”but the supermarket is full of mothers ”

Son: Daddy, what is a weapon? Dad: Son, a weapon is something you use to fight with. Son: Is mum your weapon?

Mother: Son, go and practise playing on your piano and I will give you $10. Son: Ok mum. But our neighbour said he will give me $20 if I stop playing the piano.