A man went to see his doctor because he thinks he is invisible. Nurse: Good morning sir, what is wrong with you? Patient: I am invisible. Nurse: Doctor, there is crazy guy who claims that he is invisible in our waiting area. Doctor: Well, tell him I can’t see him because he is invisible. Call [...]

Question: Why did the nurse go to art school? Answer: She went there to learn how to draw blood.

Is the boy feeling better? Surgeon: How is that little boy doing who swallowed the one dollar coin last night? Nurse: No change yet.

Why did the nurse opens the medical cabinet so carefully and gently?< ?xml:namespace prefix = o /> Answer: Because she does not want to wake up the sleeping pill.