Mother told her child not to cry in the classroom. When the child returned form the kindergarten, her mother asked her if she cried on her first day in class. Mum:  Darling did you cry in class today? Child: Nope Mum:  The teacher must have rewarded you with a lollipop for not crying in class. [...]

Mother: Son, go and practise playing on your piano and I will give you $10. Son: Ok mum. But our neighbour said he will give me $20 if I stop playing the piano.