An old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. [...]

I have a spelling checker. It came with my PC. It plainly marks four my revue, Mistake I cannot sea. I’ve run this poem threw it, I’m sure your please to no. Its letter perfect in it’s weigh, My checker tolled me sew.

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”Be thankful?. What have i to be thankful for when I cannot pay any of my bills!” ”Then be thankful you aren’t one of the creditors you owed money to.”

Teacher: Jane, go to the map and find North America .. Jane: Here it is. Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? Class: Jane

Teacher: David, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? David: You told me to do it without using tables.

A teacher was testing the children in class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, ‘If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?’ ‘NO!’ the children answered. ‘If I [...]

No offense to the Jews who are probably the smartest people we ever know. They are also very thrifty people. But someone sent this joke to me and it is really funny. Here is the joke: An Arab needed a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood type [...]

It means that the Devil is socked by the Lord, and the eyes go open, and the foolishness of the Cross becomes wisdom and power!

A very powerful sermon about Sexual Sin