A teacher was testing the children in class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, ‘If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?’ ‘NO!’ the children answered. ‘If I [...]

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the problem Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his new Christian Students to stand and . . . • Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son? • Student : Yes, sir. • Professor: So, you believe in GOD? • [...]

This sign was spotted next to the pastor’s parking lot. “YOU PARK, YOU PREACH”

CHURCH SIGN BOARDS:  “No God – No Peace”  “Know God – Know Peace.”

To prevent people from parking illegally the pastor decided to put up this sign: CHURCH CAR PARK – FOR MEMBERS ONLY  Trespassers will be baptized!”