After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!” Student: “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give [...]

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the problem Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his new Christian Students to stand and . . . • Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son? • Student : Yes, sir. • Professor: So, you believe in GOD? • [...]

Ah Beng called a telephone operator. Ah Beng: “Could you tell me the time difference between Singapore and London?” Operator: “Just a minute…” Ah Beng : “Thank you” and puts down the phone.

This sign was spotted next to the pastor’s parking lot. “YOU PARK, YOU PREACH”

CHURCH SIGN BOARDS:  “No God – No Peace”  “Know God – Know Peace.”

To prevent people from parking illegally the pastor decided to put up this sign: CHURCH CAR PARK – FOR MEMBERS ONLY  Trespassers will be baptized!”

Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc. Then he comes to column on “Salary Expected”, but he is not sure of the question. After much thought, he writes ” Yes “

Ah Beng went to a shop to buy a colour TV. Ah Beng : “Do you have color TV ?” Salesgirl : “Yes !” Ah Beng : “Give me a green one, please “

There was a story about a grandfather who was taking a walk below a HDB flat with his grand son and someone threw a can from the flat and hit his head. The grand father felt giddy and told his grandson to go upstairs and tell the person that the can hit his head and [...]

During one of the 5 Star naval exercise there was an argument when 3 Admirals started talking about the bravery of their own soldiers. To prove his point the Australia Admiral ordered one of his Colonel to jump into the shark infested sea near Saipan island to swim 3 times round the warship. The Colonel [...]