One international customer service consultant was very impressed with our SIA and came to Singapore to find out how our Singapore Airline select our iconic Singapore Girls. The consultant was invited to sit in during one of the SIA interview session. Interviewer : What were you doing before applying for this job? Interviewee : I [...]

Wife: “ Don’t you think our son inherit all my intelligence?” Husband: “Seems like it since I still have mine”

A lawyer was interrogating a witness and passed this sarcastic remark: “You don’t seem to have the intelligence I expect to see for a man of your stature” The witness replied, “ Actually I don’t need any intelligence to answer stupid questions at all”

What do you call a policeman on a tree? Answer: Special branch

Pastor: Son, what was your father’s last word to you before he passed away? Son: In my family, my mother has the last word not my father.

Ah Beng: I get very nervous during driving tests! Doctor: You’ll pass sooner or later. So you shouldn’t worry about it. Ah Beng: But I’m the examiner!

Doctor: You’ll live to be ninety. You’re in good health. Patient: But, doctor, I am already 90 years old. Doctor: So I am right after all.

Doctor: What is troubling you? Patient: I keep getting this feeling that nobody can understand what I say. Doctor: I don’t quite understand what you mean.

Ah Beng was packing his golf bag to get ready for his game the next day and his son asked him why he only brings one glove. Ah Beng replied, ‘ The weather forecast announced that on the one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot, so I [...]

Why did our Prime Minister jogs in the evening and not in the morning? Ah Beng replied: “ He is PM, not AM”