Where is the lawyer?

Monday, 13 April 2009

I was in Bangalore ( India)  a couple of years ago.  I saw  two  Indian farmers fighting over a cow. One farmer was pulling the cow’s tail. The other was  holding on to its head. They got a lawyer to resolve the dispute. But the lawyer was nowhere to be found. Where is the lawyer?

Answer: Underneath the cow…. milking the cow!

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